CD22 Rubbernecker: Alan Steinberg is the bomb.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Alan Steinberg is the bomb.

They call him Doogie. And he's the bomb.

Alan Steinberg is so freakin' awesome, it makes me want to cry. Thus far, he is the ONLY Republican in the race for CD22 who drives a 1998 Corvette Pace Car.

I heard Robert Talton drives a Buick LeSabre...

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the target

The convenient embodiment of our collective fears, laughing at a joke told by Satan, Lord of Brimstone

the layout

a very small and utterly useless map of cd22

the players

Dean Hrbacek, savior
John Manlove, probably evil
Pete Olson, liar, crook, etc.
Ryan Rowley, Islamofacist
Shelley Gibbs, tortures puppies
Jim Squier, clinically retarded
Alan Steinberg, on "the dope"
Robert Talton, international jewel thief

useful links for Republicans:

Zoloft
Paxil
Prozac
Euthanasia for Dummies

a few friends:
Bayshore Journalista
Monmouth County GOP Blog
Middle Road Hazlet
More Monmouth Musings

disclaimer:
We are being completely freakin' owned by a group of clever, charming, and extraordinarily witty Democrats. Since these Democrats have placed us under an impending Sword of Damocles concerning FEC campaign finance regulations, certain disturbing anecdotes relating to Dean Hrbacek campaign staff, and other forms of bizarre embarrassment, now is probably a good time to add a half-baked disclaimer to say that even though Dean Hrbacek is going to get us a pony, this site is not illegal campaign advocacy approved by our employer, Dean Hrbacek.

Some of our favorite Ronald Reagan quotes:

"The Afghan Mujaheddin are the moral equivalent of the Founding Fathers of America."
Ronald Reagan, honoring a group of Afghan thugs at the White House, 1985

"We have never interfered in the internal government of a country and have no intention of doing so, never have had any thought of that kind."
Ronald Reagan, 1982

"If it takes a bloodbath, let's get it over with."
Ronald Reagan, April 7th, 1970, Governor of California, soon-to-be US President, on his attitude towards student civil rights activists...

"Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do."
Ronald Reagan, 1981

"A tree is a tree. How many more do you have to look at?"
Ronald Reagan, opposing expansion of Redwood National Park as governor of California, 1966

President Reagan fails to recognize his only black Cabinet member, Housing Secretary Samuel Pierce, at a White House reception for big city mayors. "How are you, Mr. Mayor?" he greets him. "I'm glad to meet you. How are things in your city?"
Ronald Reagan, 6/12/1981

You can't help those who simply will not be helped. One problem that we've had, even in the best of times, is the people sleeping on the grates, the homeless who are homeless, you might say, by choice.
Ronald Reagan 1/31/84

"I regard voting as the most sacred right of free men and women."
Ronald Reagan, refusing to support an extension of the Voting Rights Act 6/29/81

"Fascism was really the basis for the New Deal."
Ronald Reagan, 1976

"The United Sates has much to offer the third world war."
Ronald Reagan, 1983, speaking on what the US has to offer the Third World. He repeated this error nine times in the same speech.

"For 18 months now, we have had under way a secret diplomatic initiative to Iran. That initiative was undertaken for the simplest and best reasons: to renew a relationship with the nation of Iran; to bring a honorable end to the bloody six-year war between Iran and Iraq; to eliminate state-sponsored terrorism and subversion, and to effect the safe return of all hostages...
Durning the course of our secret discussions, I authorized the transfer of small amounts of defensive weapons and spare parts for defensive systems to Iran....These modest deliveries, taken together could easily fit into a single cargo plane....We did not -- repeat -- did not trade weapons or anything else for hostages, nor will we."
Ronald Reagan, Nov 14, 1986

"A few months ago I told the American people I did not trade arms for hostages. My heart and my best intentions still tell me that is true, but the facts and the evidence tell me it is not."
Ronald Reagan, March 4, 1987

"History teaches that wars begin when governments believe the price of aggression is cheap."
Ronald Reagan, 1985

"You've got to be careful quoting Ronald Reagan, because when you quote him accurately it's called mudslinging."
Walter Mondale

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Thursday, November 15, 2007

Alan Steinberg is the bomb.

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