Thursday, November 15, 2007

Shelly Sekula Gibbs tortures puppies

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but my super secret inside sources have confirmed what up until now only the most pessimistic of us long suspected: Shelly Sekula Gibbs tortures puppies.


Mr. Bo-jangles, a CD22-area terrier who barely
survived an encounter with Dr. Gibbs.


Dr. Gibbs' frequent and uncontrollable urges to sadistically injure helpless little puppies could very well be a liability to the Republican party in November. We need a candidate with no skeletons for "Slick Nick" to exploit! Alan Steinberg not only opposes puppy torture, but he spends much of his spare time tickling their fat little bellies!

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