And like the dinosaurs, we shall rule the planet without interruption forever.
Ditto for CD22.
Don't believe me? Well, thanks to our sister-site, CD22 Watcher, I can now dazzle you with real, actual facts. You see, according to this article, CD22 is one of the top ten fastest growing congressional districts. And CD22 voted around 53% Republican in the last election. Therefore, CD22 will remain Republican for some time.
My super-radical logic is completely unassailable.
Now true, I don't actually know the political make-up of all these new residents moving into CD22, but I'm just going to assume they are mostly Republican. I don't have any evidence to base this on, but I'll assume it anyway.
After all, Bob Perry has built thousands upon thousands of cheap, entry level starter homes all over the fringes of Fort Bend County. I'm sure these inexpensive pre-fab homes will be filled with patriotic Republicans, and the garages will be filled with Lexus SUV's. Besides, liberals don't live in houses - They live in underground nests. That's just common knowledge.
A highly technical graph prepared by actual science guys
I know some of you are worried. Yes, the evil liberals have gained ground in every CD22 election since 2000. Yes, new Democratic votes are outpacing new Republican votes by nearly 2 to 1. Yes, Democrats came within a 3500 vote swing from taking county-wide office in Fort Bend. But these are just figures meant to confuse you. It's typical liberal propaganda: Use actual numbers to baffle the mind.
Trust your gut. We rule. We cannot be stopped.
Dean Hrbacek shall lead us to glory, and we shall bathe in the blood of our enemies.
Unless they are Mexican, because everyone knows that Mexicans have deadly acid for blood.
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